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fredag, mars 10, 2006

David Hasselhoff's Greatest Hits

David Hasselhoff's Greatest Hits. Du milde. Det var jammen en setning VamPus aldri hadde forventet å se i sin levetid (var det en rosa elefant som fløy forbi?). Etter mottakelsen av duetten mellom Helmut Lotti og Cliff Richard, så er VamPus litt usikker på om å skrive om David Hasselhoff tar denne bloggen til et nytt nivå. Har man publisert bilder av profeten Muhammed så bør man kunne risikere noen brennende bygninger for å kunne publisere dette snasne bildet av Dave . Selv blogging om Bryan Adams kommer ikke nærheten av dette.

Dette bør utvilsomt være en høydare i enhver CD-samling. Eller forresten - stryk det siste. Denne CD'en kan nok med fordel faktisk utgjøre CD-samlingen. Etter et stevnemøte med Hasselhoff's musikalske geni vil ethvert annen musikalsk uttrykk fortone seg som kattejammer til akkompangement av en av Arne Nordheims klassiske verker. Ikke ta VamPus ord for det - se selv hva faktiske innehavere av dette verdens 8. underverk selv sier - her i utdrag:

- David Hossenfeffer lends his artistry to the most excruciatingly original delivery of rock and roll since Brittany Spears first chose music over a life of prostitution.

- By track five, Flying on the Wings of Tenderness, tears of joy were streaming down my face.

- David Hasselhoff is the John Lennon of our time, able to unite people with his music all over the world. After listening to this record i can honestly say i am a better person.

- [...]playing what could easily be described as the "Mona Lisa" of music albums.

- In the year 3004 historians will sight this album as catalyst for world peace for once you've listened to this album you have no choice but to marvel and honour the greatness of mankind.

Dette må være det musikalske verket som inspirerte til begrepet "a must have". AU!! Hvorfor føltes det ut som om jeg skjøt meg selv i foten akkurat nå?

21 kommentarer:

Alf Ivar Tronsmo sa...

Hehe... En fornøyelig post. Hevnen kompletteres med dette klenodiet som sannsynligvis vil parkere en hver diskusjon om god smak.

VamPus sa...

Nydelig. Bør finnes i ethvert møblert hjem...

Saccarina sa...

Er dette den samme Tasselhosen eller så som mente at han hadde fått for lite av æren for Berlinmurens fall, ettersom han hadde en hit i Øst-Tyskland med sangen "Looking for Freedom"? I så fall skjønner jeg hva du mener.

Elisabeth Ice Cream sa...

Jeg tror han fant sin frihet på stranden, løpende i slow motion med Pamela ved sin side.

Hasselhoff-fan sa...

For ihuga David Hasselhoff-fans som undertegnede holder det ikke bare med David Hasselhoff's Greatest Hits, og da blir løsningen selvsagt å gå til innkjøp av et såkalt "box set" - en samling med samtlige av de låtene signert David Hasselhoff som er verdt å ha, pakket inn i en fin og praktisk boks.

Nå har det seg slik at det utrolig nok har vært vanskelig å få tak i et slikt box set, men ved et rent lykketreff klarte jeg å snuble over et eksemplar her om dagen, og det i en helt vanlig dagligvareforretning! Det var riktignok ikke en helt offisiell utgave, men det gjorde ikke så mye, fordi den inneholdt samtlige av David Hasselhoffs tidløse klassikere.

Som en tjeneste til andre Hasselhoff-fans som leser denne bloggen og som bare ha denne samlingen, tenkte jeg å legge ut en link til et bilde av samlingen, ettersom det ikke går klart fram av emballasjen hva samlingen faktisk inneholder.

Derfor, hvis du er på utkikk etter en samling av alle David Hasselhoffs tidløse klassikere, vet du at du har funnet rett når du får øye på denne.

Ghost of Goldwater sa...

Jeg advarer om at jeg er i Tyskland, og har tilgang paa UBEGRENSEDE MENGDER med Helmut Lotti...

Elisabeth Ice Cream sa...

Gode gud, så mye Helmut Lotti, så lite tid. Løp for livet Ghost, løp for livet.Vik unna mens du kan, kjøp heller "Das kleine krokodille" (eller hvordan det skrives).

Leni sa...

Ah...her snakker vi om eyecandy av dimensjoner! Bildet får meg til å stille et stort spørsmålstegn ved nåtidige menns nitidige hårfjerningsritualer! Og hvorfor er det ingen som går i skinnjakke og truse i min omkrets?

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Anonym sa...

Mr. Hasselhof sa i et intervju, den syke, syke mannen, at han var ansvarlig for Berlin-murens fall - med låten "looking for freedom".

Går det an å ikke være fan av den karen ? Stiller seg helt i klassen med Iraq-Ali - og en soleklar ener på Darwin-siten....

Og en liten bemerkning til "fans" av det der: skynd dere å "fane" så mye som mulig, for i horisonten kommer blå-lys, menn i hvite frakker, og gir dere en likegyldighetssprøyte, slik at dere kun følger stammehylet ved asylet :-) (måtte skrive det der, skjønner dere)

Anonym sa...

OMG! Jeg trodde det var nok at jeg nevnte det ... Gale kvinne som går og sporer opp Hasselhofen, og! Du må ha ille hevntanker mot noen.

OK, en til, og adskillig mørkere og jævligere: Det skal visstnok finnes en 911 video (der folk hopper ut av WTC), med bakgrunnsmusikk fra Weather Girls' store hit. Say no more!

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