Fant denne hysterisk morsomme historien hos Paal Leveraas - dette er VamPus-humor så det holder. Et lite utdrag (aliens som sjekker ut mennesker):
- Spare me. Okay, maybe they’re only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside.
- Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They’re meat all the way through.
- No brain?
- Oh, there’s a brain all right. It’s just that the brain is made out of meat! That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.
- So … what does the thinking?
- You’re not understanding, are you? You’re refusing to deal with what I’m telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat.
- Thinking meat! You’re asking me to believe in thinking meat!
Herregud.. je dauer... Les hele!